Aug. 01.

Links to the Odd, August 2012

Erotica Will Save the World: Japanese Charity Breast Squeeze!

John Lennon’s Killer Would Prefer To Stay In Prison If Granted Parole

Gay couple accuses United of taping sex toy to their luggage

Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself

School: Teacher Helps Students Cheat Because She Says They’re ‘Dumb As Hell’

Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate

IB6UB9 License Plate Deemed Obscene

Fatal Bigfoot Hoax

Whoops! NBC news reports death of astronaut Neil … Young

Kidney Thrown In Trash, University of Toledo Medical Center Suspends Transplant Program

Parents turned in by son for alleged pot growing waive hearings

Bird Bermuda Triangle’ Blamed For Hundreds Of Pigeon Disappearances

Man with the world’s lowest voice: Record breaker hits notes so low they can only be heard by ELEPHANTS

After four months and many miles, Evanston dog returned home

Diver’s Body Found Mummified Underwater 13 Years After He Saved His Friend In Lake Michigan

Hot Pepper Shoplifter: Marcus Banwell Gets Caught After Vomiting Looted Vegetables

Rather scrub toilets than create a new password? You’re not alone

Flying Turtle Rescued From Tree After Being Duct-Taped To Dozens Of Helium Balloons

Surgeon rides child’s bike to get through traffic nightmare for surgery

Zombie For President: Voter ID Laws Won’t Affect ‘The Walking Dead’ 

Mass cellphone spamming sparks huge exodus in India

Who Cares If Samsung Copied Apple?

Microbes manipulate your mind

10 Most Hilarious Unibrows

Palm Scanners To Pay For School Lunch At Moss Bluff Elementary Has Parents Up In Arms, Call It ‘Mark Of The Beast’

New ‘green cremation’ machine opens in Minnesota

Ala. man fights to keep wife buried in front yard; city wants remains moved to cemetery

Chinese Boy Gets Head Stuck In Stone Guardrail 

Norwegian driver avoids moose only to hit bear

Woman sues for billions because parking meters allegedly make her sick

Chinese man spends eight years building himself bionic hands after DIY accident

Mad Snake Disease’: Strange Ailment Makes Snakes Act Drunk And Tie Themselves In Knots 

Bull gores man, follows him until certain he is dead 

Man Loses Memory On New Hampshire Vacation, Uses Clues To Find Home

Moviegoer Shoots Self In The Butt During ‘Bourne Legacy’ At Theater

Alcoholic Sandwiches Now Available

Man Sees Michael Jackson In Bird Poop

TRASHED: Prisoners Try To Escape By Disguising Themselves As Garbage

George Zimmerman’s lawyer: George is nearly broke, wants public to pay his legal costs

Fox And Pigs Help Kangaroos Escape From Zoo 

Justin Gilpatrick Survives Being Crushed By Recycling Compactor Truck Twice

Pet owners spend up big on dental work to give their dogs dazzling smiles and “kissable breath”

Flying Brooklyn fruit injured my melon: lawsuit

Pennsylvania woman accused of poisoning man with  Visine eyedrops, tells police she wanted his attention

You’ve Never Heard A Judge Scream Like This In A Courtroom

Did A Doctor Poison His Wife’s Coffee?

Get It Away!: Far Too Realistic Looking Snake Cake

Mass of volcanic rocks floating off New Zealand

Spider lives in woman’s ear for five days, everyone on the planet winces in unison

Woman Grows Fingernails Instead of Hair On Her Head

Colorado cattle mutilations

Great moments in dumbassery: Man accidentally dials 911 during drug deal

Cop Allegedly Grows Pot At Unlicensed Daycare

Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Ask For Beer Delivery

Condom Maker Passes Out 10,000 Vibrators on Streets

S’NOT FUNNY: Kid Had Lego Piece Stuck In His Nose For Three Years

Siberian UFO Hunt

Who Is Roy Antigua? With Roughly 200 IDs, It’s Hard to Say

EXCLUSIVE; Retired Air Force Colonel Says There Were Two UFO Crashes At Roswell

Hillary Clinton Chased Out Of Malawi By Bees

Preacher Says He Cures The Sick By Kicking And Punching Them

Teacher Tries To Skip Work By Saying He Killed A Girl

Michigan Supreme Court Upholds Right to Insult Meter Maids

CURVES AHEAD: Woman Uses Sex Doll To Slow Traffic

Shock and Gnaw

Rare snake-like amphibian found in Brazil that looks like a penis

It’s Now A Crime To Tell An Italian Man “He Has No Balls”

Worker poured bleach into dialysis machine

27-Year-Old Man Infatuated With Balloons

Crop Circles Appeared in Washington Wheat Field 

This Woman Goes Topless Everywhere in NYC

“Lip job left me looking like THIS”

A corpse buried in 1996 was stolen from a cemetery; police have not ruled out the possibility that a cult might be involved.

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