Erotica Will Save the World: Japanese Charity Breast Squeeze!
John Lennon’s Killer Would Prefer To Stay In Prison If Granted Parole
Gay couple accuses United of taping sex toy to their luggage
Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself
School: Teacher Helps Students Cheat Because She Says They’re ‘Dumb As Hell’
Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate
IB6UB9 License Plate Deemed Obscene
Whoops! NBC news reports death of astronaut Neil … Young
Kidney Thrown In Trash, University of Toledo Medical Center Suspends Transplant Program
Parents turned in by son for alleged pot growing waive hearings
‘Bird Bermuda Triangle’ Blamed For Hundreds Of Pigeon Disappearances
After four months and many miles, Evanston dog returned home
Diver’s Body Found Mummified Underwater 13 Years After He Saved His Friend In Lake Michigan
Hot Pepper Shoplifter: Marcus Banwell Gets Caught After Vomiting Looted Vegetables
Rather scrub toilets than create a new password? You’re not alone
Flying Turtle Rescued From Tree After Being Duct-Taped To Dozens Of Helium Balloons
Surgeon rides child’s bike to get through traffic nightmare for surgery
Zombie For President: Voter ID Laws Won’t Affect ‘The Walking Dead’
Mass cellphone spamming sparks huge exodus in India
Who Cares If Samsung Copied Apple?
New ‘green cremation’ machine opens in Minnesota
Ala. man fights to keep wife buried in front yard; city wants remains moved to cemetery
Chinese Boy Gets Head Stuck In Stone Guardrail
Norwegian driver avoids moose only to hit bear
Woman sues for billions because parking meters allegedly make her sick
Chinese man spends eight years building himself bionic hands after DIY accident
‘Mad Snake Disease’: Strange Ailment Makes Snakes Act Drunk And Tie Themselves In Knots
Bull gores man, follows him until certain he is dead
Man Loses Memory On New Hampshire Vacation, Uses Clues To Find Home
Moviegoer Shoots Self In The Butt During ‘Bourne Legacy’ At Theater
Alcoholic Sandwiches Now Available
Man Sees Michael Jackson In Bird Poop
TRASHED: Prisoners Try To Escape By Disguising Themselves As Garbage
George Zimmerman’s lawyer: George is nearly broke, wants public to pay his legal costs
Fox And Pigs Help Kangaroos Escape From Zoo
Justin Gilpatrick Survives Being Crushed By Recycling Compactor Truck Twice
Pet owners spend up big on dental work to give their dogs dazzling smiles and “kissable breath”
Flying Brooklyn fruit injured my melon: lawsuit
You’ve Never Heard A Judge Scream Like This In A Courtroom
Did A Doctor Poison His Wife’s Coffee?
Get It Away!: Far Too Realistic Looking Snake Cake
Mass of volcanic rocks floating off New Zealand
Spider lives in woman’s ear for five days, everyone on the planet winces in unison
Woman Grows Fingernails Instead of Hair On Her Head
Great moments in dumbassery: Man accidentally dials 911 during drug deal
Cop Allegedly Grows Pot At Unlicensed Daycare
Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Ask For Beer Delivery
Condom Maker Passes Out 10,000 Vibrators on Streets
S’NOT FUNNY: Kid Had Lego Piece Stuck In His Nose For Three Years
Who Is Roy Antigua? With Roughly 200 IDs, It’s Hard to Say
EXCLUSIVE; Retired Air Force Colonel Says There Were Two UFO Crashes At Roswell
Hillary Clinton Chased Out Of Malawi By Bees
Preacher Says He Cures The Sick By Kicking And Punching Them
Teacher Tries To Skip Work By Saying He Killed A Girl
Michigan Supreme Court Upholds Right to Insult Meter Maids
CURVES AHEAD: Woman Uses Sex Doll To Slow Traffic
Rare snake-like amphibian found in Brazil that looks like a penis
It’s Now A Crime To Tell An Italian Man “He Has No Balls”
Worker poured bleach into dialysis machine
27-Year-Old Man Infatuated With Balloons
Crop Circles Appeared in Washington Wheat Field
This Woman Goes Topless Everywhere in NYC
